we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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