? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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