then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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