So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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