I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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