We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
