Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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