That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You can't special order awesome
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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