well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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