Already got asked if we're dating
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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