dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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