He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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