We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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