I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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