Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize