No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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