if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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