i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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