I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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