But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I love you.
Bad choice
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
