It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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