I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
