I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
my poor anus
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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