I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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