We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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