We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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