nut hugger
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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