tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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