I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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