Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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