Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We left the knife in your bed.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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