before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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