dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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