It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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