bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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