lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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