in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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