is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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