he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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