i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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