My friends, they love my intelligence
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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