She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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