i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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