Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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