I want to stick my p in your. b.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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