Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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