I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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