Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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