i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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