drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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