Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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