I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
