Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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