I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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