Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The Olympian is in my bed
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