what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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