We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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