He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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