in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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